Here at Fifth Witch, we have policies. We have been looked down
on, frowned at and laughed at. Then we frown back, look down on
and laugh back.
We don't just review pages.
1. We're DIFFERENT.
Every Sailor Moon Webpage Review group is different. The Amazoness
Quartet was the first group, they have lemures. They have rants,
they have specials and they ARE the models of Webpage Reviewing.
The Small Lady grades the pages based on certain criteria. A Passing
grade gets an award. The Outer Senshi reviews only good pages.
What separates us from the others are actually a few things.
2. Reviewing tactics
We mail the page owners we reviewed for a certain reason. It
is not to gain publicity. Think about it this way: If someone
said something about your page which was either good or bad, and
you are dedicated to your page, then wouldn't you want to know
if someone wrote something about it? That is why we email the
We review the entire page because we believe that a review is
supposed to cover each page and thoroughly point out everything
that is found in a page, emphasizing the good and offering suggestions
to improve the not-so-good.
We individually review each page because that is DIFFERENT than
the other page reviewers. Everyone else groups up and reviews
these pages. Some use four reviewers, some two, but we do this
individually. That way it can be easier to deal with mail and
other factors. Another reason why we individually review is because
it can take a long time to get everyone's reviews for one page
up. I have seen this in the AQ quite often: CereCere would have
her review up first for a couple weeks, then eventually the others
follow. The way we do it, in my opinion, is the best way because
you can get more reviews up in less time.
We do not label the pages usually because there very few perfect
or truly bad pages out there. We simply give a review so you know
what you're getting, if you should avoid the page or if you should
really go to the page. The main reviewing reason is to help the
webmaster debug and fix their webpage as best they can.
Send us whatever you want. Usually Pikurl replies to and deals
with the mail because she is the witch least likely to snap and
go postal, plus she's usually the most approachable.
4. Number of Reviews
The current goal is to do at least two web reviews per month:
One for the first of the month and the other for the 15th. More
reviews may be done depending on how the Witches' personal lives
are going and how much they have on the go with their other webpages.
5. Pikurl's name
How'd this get in here? Well, we spell it Pikurl because there
is no exact spelling of her name. We do not want to put Pikurl/Pichurol/Ptitol,
etcetera because that is way too confusing. Plus Pikurl is now
an established web presence. Not many people do not know her by
We deal with flames by placing the flamers in the Witch
Hunt. Usually flames are dealt with both Cyprine and Pikurl
but are always dealt with by at least Pikurl.
If you harass us or continually bother us, then we will make
you regret it by publically embarrassing you in the Feature Creature.
6.2 Guestbook Flames
Guestbook flames will also be dealt with at the Witch
Nominations may be sent by the nominations form.
I have said it before and I will say it again, only this time
in bold writing and italics so you might get the picture. We
do NOT accept self-nominations. We would love to help
everyone, but we just can't! There are too many people out there.
For every regular nomination, we receive at least two self-nominations.
We just don't have the time to deal with them, so we have decided
to do only normal nominations.
7.2 Good/Bad page nominations
We also do not accept "good page" and "bad
page" nominations. Why?, you may ask? Well, there is no such
thing as a perfectly flawless page and there probably isn't a
completely horrible puke my guts out page unless it's super bad.
If you want to nominate a bad page, then we suggest you go to
The Worst Sailormoon Webpages
7.3 Reviewing Review Groups
Another no-no. There's no need to review the review groups because
all the review groups which are known: The
Worst Sailormoon Webpages Ever, The
Small Lady, The "M" Squad,
Outer Senshi Best of Web all
practice what they preach.
We sincerely hope we've cleared a few things up.